431 Best Drinking Instagram Captions (Funny Puns + Quotes)

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For many of us, enjoying a drink with friends or loved ones is one of life’s simple pleasures.

Whether you’re day drinking, heading out to happy hour at a cute bar, or taking shots with friends, you’re bound to snap some fun photos.

Of course, you’ll need the perfect caption to go with your pics!

Whether you’re out at a bar or having a cozy night in, a fun and engaging drinking caption can take your Instagram game to the next level.

In this post, I’ve put together funny puns, drunk quotes, and sassy caption ideas to help you say “cheers” on your next post.

Let’s dive in.

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Funny Drinking Instagram Captions

1. Liquid calories don’t count.

2. I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just at the bar.

3. First drink about it, then think about it.

4. I enjoy long, romantic walks to the bar.

5. I have mixed drinks about feelings.

6. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.

7. No working during drinking hours.

8. Drink, drank, drunk.

9. In need of liquid therapy.

10. A drink a day keeps reality at bay.

11. Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol.

12. Alcohol is like duct tape, it fixes everything.

13. No working during drinking hours.

14. Drink responsibly: don’t spill any.

15. I drink to make other people more interesting.

16. Knock knock, it’s cocktail o’clock.

17. Do cocktails count towards my eight glasses of water a day?

18. Fiesta, siesta, repeat.

19. Yes, size matters. Nobody wants a small drink.

20. Looks like you have a lot on your mind. Wanna drink about it?

21. Friends don’t let friends go thirsty.

22. The best kind of alcohol is: a lot.

23. I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at this drink.

24. Life is better when you’re drinking.

25. My doctor said I needed to drink more water, so I added more ice to my cocktails.

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26. “Trust me, you can dance.” – Alcohol

27. A party without alcohol is just a meeting.

28. Technically it’s not drinking alone if the bartender is there.

29. Snooze, booze, repeat.

30. A balanced diet is a drink in each hand.

31. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

32. Drink triple, see double, act single.

33. Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, and laugh it off.

34. Drinking is way cheaper than therapy.

35. Drink now, adult later.

36. Political party? No. Cocktail party? Yes.

37. Too much of anything is bad, but too many cocktails is just right.

38. Running out of alcohol is my cardio.

39. Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.

40. Don’t even ask, just pour me a drink.

41. Sippin’ and chillin’.

42. That’s what I do, I drink and I know things.

43. Whenever you’re feeling down, the bar’s always open.

44. Eat, sleep, drink, repeat.

45. Alcohol is the liquid version of photoshop.

46. The more I think about you, the more I need to drink.

47. Always buy a bigger bottle than you think you’ll need. Better to be safe than sober.

48. Poor quality pic, high quality friends.

49. Friends are therapists you can drink with.

50. A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.

51. I followed my heart, and it led me to the bar.

52. I hope to arrive to my death late, in love, and a little drunk.

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Short Drinking Instagram Captions

53. A taste of heaven.

54. When life gives you lemons, slice them up and make yourself a drink.

55. Shaken, not stirred.

56. There’s no problem a drink can’t solve.

57. Time flies when you’re having drinks.

58. Strong women need strong drinks.

59. Sweeter than honey.

60. Drunk thoughts.

61. A love letter to cocktails.

62. Just here for the views and the drinks.

63. All good stories start with alcohol.

64. I’ve got 99 problems, and this drink solves them all.

65. Life is short, order the drink.

66. Enjoying life one drink at a time.

67. Once upon a time, in a bar…

68. Little Miss Can’t Turn Down A Drink.

69. Did somebody say cocktails?

70. Bottoms up.

71. Tonight’s forecast: 100% chance of cocktails.

72. Good times and cocktail limes.

73. Let’s drink about it.

74. Girls just wanna have drinks.

75. A cocktail a day keeps the worries away.

76. Drinks are always a good idea.

77. You had me at “let’s get drinks.”

78. I always make time for cocktails.

79. Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.

80. The weekend called, she’s on her way bringing drinks.

81. Save water, drink alcohol.

82. I’ll drink to that.

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More Short Drinking Captions

83. Always say yes to cocktails.

84. But first, let’s drink.

85. Today’s good mood is brought to you by alcohol.

86. May your day and your drinks be colorful.

87. Keep calm and make yourself a drink.

88. Magic words: “let’s get drinks.”

89. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

90. Weekends are only complete with alcohol.

91. May all your days be filled with umbrella drinks.

92. A cocktail love affair.

93. Searching for the best drink in town.

94. You can never resist the charm of a good cocktail.

95. Drink as often as you can.

96. Thirsty Thursday.

97. Relationship status: in love with this drink.

98. Alcohol never lets me down.

99. You can’t buy happiness. But you can buy yourself a cute cocktail, and that’s basically the same thing.

100. Behind every great night is a cocktail.

101. It’s drink o’clock.

102. I’m outdoorsy, meaning I like to drink on patios.

103. I’d give up alcohol, but I’m no quitter.

104. A drink is always the answer.

105. It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.

106. Stiff drinks are the key to my heart.

107. Democratic party, Republican party, Cocktail party.

108. Toasted Tuesday.

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Happy Hour Drinking Instagram Captions

109. Live every hour like it’s happy hour.

110. Happy hour is necessary on days when meetings could have been emails.

111. Peace, love, and happy hour.

112. Happy hour vibes.

113. You had me at “happy hour.”

114. Happy hour views.

115. It’s happy hour o’clock.

116. We go together like Fridays and happy hour.

117. Long Live Happy Hour.

118. Happy hour is the best hour.

119. Make happy hour last all day.

120. Let’s make this a recurring meeting.

121. Every good story starts with happy hour.

122. Happy hour mode.

123. Always choose happy hour.

124. Every hour is happy hour if you’re dedicated enough.

125. Sip happens at happy hour.

126. Happiest among all the hours.

127. Good vibes happen at happy hour.

128. Only count the happy hours.

Funny Drinking Puns For Instagram Captions

129. Cheers to pour decisions.

130. Alcohol you later.

131. You can’t sip with us.

132. You are so bottle-full to me.

133. You’re the maraschino cherry on top.

134. Drink happy thoughts.

135. Sip me baby, one more time.

136. I must sincerely flask you a question.

137. Sip sip, hooray!

138. I NEED A HUGe cocktail.

139. Sip happens.

140. Thank you, from the bottom of my glass.

141. Hit me with your best shot.

142. Watch me sip, watch me lay lay.

143. Let the good times Aperol.

144. Bad and boozy.

145. Sir sips a lot.

Drinking Quotes For Instagram Captions

146. “Why limit happy to an hour?” – W.C Fields

147. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.” – FScott Fitzgerald

148. “People say I got a drinkin’ problem, but I got no problem drinkin’ at all.” – Midland, “Drinkin’ Problem”

149. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is.” – Henny Youngman

150. “There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.” – Benjamin Franklin

151. “Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.” – Finley Peter Dunne

152. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” — Frank Sinatra

153. “Work is the curse of the drinking class.” – Oscar Wilde

154. “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart

155. “I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

156. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey

Alcohol Quotes

157. “There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.” — Chelsea Handler

158. “No amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well-made cocktail.” — David Sedaris

159. “Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.” – Oscar Wilde

160. “I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill

161. “Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.” – Steve Allen

162. “Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.” — Rihanna, “Cheers (Drink to That)”

163. “A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” – W.C. Fields

164. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” – Ernest Hemingway

165. “I don’t have a drinking problem except when I can’t get a drink.” – Tom Waits

166. “Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – George Bernard Shaw

167. “If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.” – W.C. Fields

168. “They talk of my drinking but never my thirst.” – Scottish Proverb

169. “She has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.” – Kate Spade

Drunk Quotes

170. “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” – W.C. Fields

171. “Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.” — Seneca

172. “It takes only one drink to get me drunk…..the trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” – George Burns

173. “The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.” ― William Butler Yeats

174. “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” – Dean Martin

175. “A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk’, to which I replied ‘I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.’” – Winston S. Churchill

176. “When we drink we get drunk. When we get drunk we fall asleep. And when we fall asleep we commit no sin. When we commit no sin we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” – Brian O’Rourke

177. “Alcohol removes inhibitions – like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: “Now bring on that damn cat!” – Eleanor Early

Funny Drinking Quotes

178. “Always do sober what you said you’d do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!” — Ernest Hemingway

179. “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson

180. “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” — G.K. Chesterton

181. “Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.” – Alex Levin

182. “I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, ‘I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.’” – Chelsea Handler

183. “The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.” – Jeff Foxworthy

184. “I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” – Joe E. Lewis

185. “Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean- against tables, chairs, walls, floors and ugly people.” – Unknown

Vodka Drinking Instagram Captions

These vodka and Martini Instagram captions are the perfect pairing for your drinking photos.

186. I prefer my espresso in a martini.

187. Hakuna ma’ vodka.

188. When life screws you over, go get yourself a screwdriver.

199. The two best things about Russia? Vodka and Moscow mules.

200. 50 Shades of Grey Goose.

201. A banana has 105 calories, a vodka soda has 64. Choose wisely.

202. Vodka is just awesome water.

203. Livin’ La Vida Vodka.

204. Sobriety is not in my vodka-bulary.

205. I can’t drink orange juice neat, please pass the vodka.

206. Soup of the day: vodka.

207. The Vod Squad.

208. Don’t worry, don’t cry, drink vodka, and fly.

209. Duck, duck, Grey Goose.

210. When life gives you lemons, grab the vodka.

211. I wanted to make a joke about martinis, but it was too dry.

212. In case of emergency, fill with vodka.

213. I tried to say no to vodka, but it’s 40% stronger than me.

214. Olive martinis so much.

215. Words can’t espresso how much I love this martini.

216. I like it dirty.

217. And God said, “Let there be vodka!” And He saw that it was good. Then God said, “Let there be light!” And then He said, “Whoa – too much light.”

218. Little Miss Martini.

Vodka Drinking Quotes

219. “I never go jogging. It makes me spill my martini.” — George Burns

220. “Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.” – Gina Barreca

221. “Vodka is like water, but with consequences.” – Tom Rachman

222. “I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.” – Dorothy Parker

223. “There’s no absolutes in life, only vodka.” – Mick Jagger

224. “If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable.” – Jann Arden

225. “You say potato, I say vodka.” – Karen Walker

226. “Vodka is the only thing that makes potatoes palatable, and without vodka, Russia would have won the Cold War. The word itself comes from the Slavic term for ‘water,’ or ‘voda.’ Somehow the ‘k’ sound gives it more of a kick, doncha think?” – Steven Kates

227. “They say milk gives you strength. Drink three glasses and try moving a wall. You can’t. Drink three shots of vodka, and it moves all by itself.” – Unknown

Martini Quotes

228. “Martinis are the only American invention as perfect as a sonnet.” – HL Mencken

229. “Espresso martinis, because no one should have to choose between coffee and alcohol.” – Unknown

230. ”A medium vodka dry martini, with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.” – Ian Fleming

231. “I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it.” – Rodney Dangerfield

232. “We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it, and vodka afterwards.” – Philip Sington

233. “Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.” – Fuzzy Zoeller

234. “If life gives you lemons, make lemonade…and find someone whose life gave them vodka.” – Ron White

235. “The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.” – Richard Owen

236. “Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you were drinking one of the brown liquors, the whiskeys and such. It’s a great drink to go with appetizers.” – Gary Shteyngart

Tequila Drinking Instagram Captions

These tequila and margarita Instagram captions are the perfect pairing for your drinking photos.

237. Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

238. No need to cry over spilled tequila.

239. Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.

240. My favorite book: Tequila Mockingbird.

241. What’s the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time.

242. Some want to be wined. I want to be margarita’d.

243. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

244. Salt, tequila, lime. Repeat.

245. This señorita needs a margarita.

246. When life gives you limes, make margaritas.

247. Margaritas do wonders to my mood.

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Tequila Drinking Quotes

248. “If you put down a list of jobs, doctor, lawyer, janitor, teacher or movie star, everybody would pick the movie star. And why? So you could lie around the pool, drink margaritas and send money to your parentsSo that’s what I did.” – Steve Guttenberg

249. “Margaritas are my favorite. And my fiance makes them just perfect.” – Garance Dore

250. “Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita” – Maxine

251. “If you’re like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children. This was inevitable.” – Dave Barry

252. “There’s really no wrong way to use a margarita pool.” – Will Forte

253. “That’s what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.” – Chelsea Handler

254. “If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?!” – James Franco

255. “If life gives you limes, make margaritas.” – Jimmy Buffett

256. “My doctor was like, ‘Any questions?’ And I was like, ‘Yes! When can I drink please?!’ I just want a margarita.” – Keira Knightley

257. “I’d secretly hoped a margarita would magically appear in my hand, but that would mean I would have to put down the remote, and God knew that was not going to happen.” – Darynda Jones

Margarita Quotes

258. “To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.” – Demetri Martin

259. “The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chilies , a Spanish omelet or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert.” – Hunter S. Thompson

260. “We usually have margaritas on Thursdays, but since it’s Tuesday I’ll make an exception.” – Chelsea Handler

261. “Two things Florida can teach the other 49 states: how to make a good margarita and how to deal with the aftermath of a hurricane.” – Tom Feeney

262. “I believe – to the best of my recollection, anyway – that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequilaIt does make it easier to meet new people.” – Anthony Bourdain

263. “The perfect recipe for a margarita is 2 ounces tequila, 2 ounces fresh lime juice, 1 ounce Cointreau, and a tiny splash of some kind of an agave or orange juice.” – Mario Batali

264. “A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it.” – Denise Richards

265. “It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” ― Amy Neftzger

Whiskey Drinking Instagram Captions

These whiskey and Old Fashioned Instagram captions are the perfect pairing for your drinking photos.

266. I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.

267. Whiskey business.

268. What did the old fashioned say to the glass of whiskey? You’re neat.

269. The World’s First Classic Cocktail.

270. Call me old–fashioned.

271. Stir Mix a lot.

272. Old Fashioned Kind of Love.

273. Cry me a whiskey river.

274. Having some good old-fashioned fun!

275. A love letter to Old Fashions.

276. Old Fashions: The Granddaddy of Cocktails.

277. I prefer my drinks old-fashioned.

278. Whiskey me away.

Whiskey Drinking Quotes For Instagram Captions

279. “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” – Mark Twain

280. “Why it is the suave Don Draper’s favorite cocktail remains something of a mystery; this is a sweet, sweet drink. It is also incredibly labor-intensive.” – Amanda Hailey

281. “(The Old Fashioned)… is a member of the cocktail trinity.” – George Jean Nathan

282. “What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.” – Irish Proverb

283. “This is a drink to be lingered over, a drink made for contemplation.” – Robert Simonson and Daniel Krieger

284. “There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.” – Raymond Chandler

285. “Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won’t cure a cold.”― Jerry Vale

286. “Time was when the affable and sympathetic bartender moistened a lump of sugar with Angostura bitters, dropped in a lump of ice, neither too large nor too small, stuck in a miniature bar spoon and passed the glass to the client with a bottle of good bourbon from which said the client was privileged to pour his own drinkIn most places, the price was cents or two for a quarter.” – The New York Times

287. “It is true that whiskey improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.” – Ronnie Corbett

288. “I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.” – Mark Twain

289. “The only cocktail really to rival the martini and its variants.” – Kingsley Amis

Gin Drinking Instagram Captions

These gin and Negroni Instagram captions are the perfect pairing for your drinking photos.

290. I Negroni imagine.

291. I prefer Tom Collins over Tom Cruise.

292. I’ve got some bad gin-tentions.

293. Gin and tonic, name a more iconic duo.

294. Keep your gin up.

295. Gin me baby one more time.

296. Gym? I thought you said gin.

297. Gin and bear it.

298. I’m a gin-nie in a bottle.

299. Let the evening be gin.

300. You’re Negroni one for me.

301. Feeling gin-credible.

Gin Drinking Quotes

302. “A good book holds you down. It’s another anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.” – Roy Blount

303. “The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen’s lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire.” – Winston Churchill

304. “For gin, in sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.” – Noel Coward

Rum Drinking Instagram Captions

These rum, piña colada, and mojito Instagram captions are the perfect pairing for your drinking photos.

305. I love you from my head to mojitos.

306. Pretty fly for a Mai Tai.

307. You’re the piña to my colada.

308. New rule: all drinks must come in coconut form.

309. Girls just wanna have rum.

310. I’m a better person when I’m drinking piña coladas.

311. Born to rum.

312. You’re the mint to my mojito.

313. Mojitos, mo problems.

314. It’s plain to see, we’re mint to be.

315. Tonight’s forecast: 100% chance of dark n stormy.

316. Time flies when you’re having rum.

317. Go where the wifi is weak and the rum is strong.

318. Rum away with me.

Rum Drinking Quotes

319. “Best ideas come while sipping rum.” – Pavol Kazimir

320. “I wonder whether they have rum and Coke in Heaven? Maybe it’s too mundane a pleasure, but I hope so — as a sundowner. Except, of course, the sun never goes down there. Oh, man, this heaven is going to take some getting used to.” – Desmond Tutu

321. “If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain…” – Rupert Holmes, “Escape (The Piña Colada Song”

322. “Rum is tonic that clarifies the vision, and sets things in true perspective.” ― Brian D’Ambrosio

323. “Drinking Rum before am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.” – Earl Dibbles Jr.

324. “There’s naught, no doubt, so much the spirit calms as rum and true religion.” – Lord Byron

325. “Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho!” – Captain Jack Sparrow

326. “Have rum; I mean, have fun. Don’t overdose. Cheers.” – Vikrmn, Corpkshetra

327. “Red Rum is the greatest thing on four legs since Pegasus.” – Jean Rook

328. “I also love a little rum, years aged, brown, when it is chilly, before dinner.” – Christian Louboutin

329. “Why is the rum always gone? …Oh, that’s why.” – Captain Jack Sparrow

330. “Rum is a flatterer, making fools and lunatics.” – James Lendall Basford

331. “Only, in Haiti, I realized, is it possible to drink rum and haggle with a god.” – Wade Davis

Beer Drinking Instagram Captions

These beer drinking Instagram captions are perfect for your party photos.

332. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

333. Do you get deja-brew?

334. Life without you is un-beer-able.

335. Pitcher-perfect.

336. Beer to many more cheers.

337. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.

338. B.E.E.R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat.

339. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

340. Life is brew-tiful.

341. He was a wise man who invented beer.

342. Brew-nicorn.

343. To beer, or not to beer: that is a silly question.

344. Beer makes me hoppy.

345. I worked hard all week to put beer on this table.

346. Hop-tical illusion.

347. Well, look what we have beer.

348. How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

349. Don’t worry, beer happy.

350. Of Coors, I love you.

351. Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. Yes is the answer.

352. You’re un-beer-lievable.

353. Wish you were beer.

354. You’re my best bud(light).

355. Hop-posites attract.

356. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that’s kind of the same thing.

357. Who Let the Dogs Stout?

358. Feeling hop-py.

Beer Drinking Quotes For Instagram Captions

359. “I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King

360. “Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” – Al Bundy

361. “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” – Jack Nicholson

362. “Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” – Dave Barry

363. “Remember ‘I’ before ‘E’, except in Budweiser.” – Professor Irwin Corey

364. “I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.” – Abraham Lincoln

Wine Drinking Instagram Captions

These wine drinking Instagram captions are perfect for your party photos.

365. Rosé all day.

366. Wine not?

367. What time is it? It’s wine o’clock.

368. Uncork and unwind

369. Time to become a superhero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.

370. Yes, way rosé.

371. Can’t stop to chat. I’m late for a meeting at wine o’clock.

372. You had me at merlot.

373. Wine + Dinner = Winner

374. Take time to stop and smell the rosé.

375. Always at the right place with the white wine.

376. Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass, and I’ll be just fine.

377. BRB, on cloud wine.

378. On Wednesdays, we drink pink.

379. It’s time to wine down.

380. When there’s a wine, there’s a way.

381. Hardest decision today: glass or bottle.

382. If you can’t be with the one you love, love the wine you’re with.

383. Wine flies when you’re having fun.

384. Hakuta Moscato.

385. I love my partner-in-wine.

386. I’m a wino-saur.

387. Friends don’t let friends wine alone.

388. Everything happens for a Riesling.

389. You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine day.

390. Que syrah, syrah.

391. Not wine-ing about this situation.

392. A true friend reaches for your hand, and puts a wine glass in it.

393. All you need is love and wine.

394. Today’s hardest question: glass or bottle?

Wine Drinking Quotes For Instagram Captions

395. “Either give me more wine, or leave me alone.” – Rumi

396. “Beer is made by men, wine by God!” – Martin Luther

397. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C Fields

398. “Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.” – Ernest Hemingway

399. “Compromises are for relationships, not wine.” – Sir Robert Scott Caywood

400. “Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.” – Benjamin Franklin

401. “Wine cheers the sad, revives the old, inspires the young, makes weariness forget his toil.” – Lord Byron

402. “If food is the body of good living, wine is its soul.” – Clifton Fadiman

403. “A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.” – Clifton Fadiman

Champagne Drinking Instagram Captions

These champagne and mimosa drinking Instagram captions are perfect for your brunch pictures.

404. Champagne kisses.

405. Pop, fizz, clink.

406. It’s a bubbly kind of night.

407. Hakuna mimosa: it means it’s brunch time.

408. Sometimes I put a splash of orange juice in my champagne.

409. Mimosas are a good source of vitamin C.

410. Brunch so hard mimosas wanna find me.

411. I’ll be ready in a prosecco.

412. Champagne is always the answer.

413. Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink champagne.

414. No champagne, no gain.

415. Throw confetti, pop champagne, and toast to a new day.

416. Embarking on my champagne campaign.

417. Make it pop.

418. Gluten free, dairy free, fat free… I love this champagne diet.

419. Drowning my pain in champagne.

420. Bring on the bubbly.

Champagne Drinking Quotes For Instagram Captions

421. “I only drink champagne on two occasions. When I am in love and when I am not.” – Coco Chanel

422. “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” — Bette Davis

423. “Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn’t everyone?” – Noel Coward

424. “Champagne and orange juice is a great drink. The orange improves the champagne. The champagne definitely improves the orange.” – Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

425. “Come quickly my friends, I am tasting the stars.” — John Green

426. “Too much of anything is bad. But too much of champagne is just right.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald

427. “My only regret in life is that I did not drink more Champagne.” — John Maynard Keynes

428. “A cause may be inconvenient, but it’s magnificent. It’s like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it.” – Arnold Bennett

429. “I’ll drink your champagne. I’ll drink every drop of it, I don’t care if it kills me.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

430. “There is nothing more beautiful than a sunset, viewed over a glass of chilled Champagne.” – Jared M. Brown

431. “One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derrière.” – Mark Twain

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