127 Best Pumpkin Patch Captions For Instagram (Funny + Quotes)

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boyfriends
girlfriends
friends
families
babies

…and more!

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Short Pumpkin Patch Captions For Instagram

1. Cutest pumpkins in the patch.

2. Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

3. A pumpkin a day keeps the witches away.

4. Meet me at the pumpkin patch.

5. Hey Pumpkin!

6. Sweeter than pumpkin pie.

7. My favorite color is October.

8. Gone pumpkin pickin’.

9. I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like.

10. Pumpkin everything.

11. Pick of the patch.

12. Little Miss Pumpkin Spice.

13. Fall so hard mother pumpkins wanna spice me.

14. How do you like them pumpkins?

15. You had me at pumpkin patch.

16. Pumped for pumpkins.

17. Trick or treat yo self.

18. Keep calm and pick pumpkins.

19. You either love pumpkin season, or you are wrong.

20. Autumn leaves and pumpkins please.

21. Farm fresh pumpkins.

22. Orange is my favorite color

23. Pumpkin season has begun.

Cute Pumpkin Patch Captions For Instagram

24. I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.

25. Pumpkin patch princess.

26. Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything.

27. Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.

28. Follow the pumpkin patch road.

29. Pure pumpkin goodness.

30. Pumpkin picking is my therapy.

31. There’s no such thing as frowning in a pumpkin patch, unless it’s carved on one.

32. Autumn skies and pumpkin pies.

33. Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed.

34. If you need me, I’ll be at the pumpkin patch.

35. Picking pumpkins until further notice.

36. Follow me to the pumpkin patch.

37. Okay but first, pumpkin spice.

38. Pumpkin patch and chill.

39. You’re never too old to play in the leaves.

40. Pumpkin is the spice of life.

41. Just here for the pumpkin pie.

42. Pumpkin queens of the patch.

43. The Smashing Pumpkins.

44. My blood type is pumpkin spice.

45. Can’t reply, eating pumpkin pie.

46. It’s pumpkin picking day.

47. Good morning, pumpkin.

Pumpkin Patch Captions For Couples

48. Just spicing date night up by going to a pumpkin patch.

49. Hanging with my cutie (pumpkin) pie.

50. Life is gourd with you around.

51. I love you, pumpkin.

52. Out of all the pumpkins, I choose you.

53. Don’t want to get all mushy, but I’m seriously falling for you.

54. You’re the pumpkin to my spice.

55. There’s no one I’d rather get lost in a pumpkin patch with.

56. Pumpkin King & Queen.

57. Pie love spending time with you.

58. You’ve carved out a piece of my heart.

59. Don’t want to be corny, but I love my pumpkin.

60. You’ll always be my boo.

61. It’s always pumpkin spice and everything nice when you’re around.

62. Falling hard for you.

63. You’re the pumpkin spice to my fall.

Pumpkin Patch Captions For Families

64. Mommy’s little pumpkin.

65. Squash Goals.

66. Found the cutest little pumpkins.

Pumpkin Patch With Dogs Captions

67. Pumpkin picking with my right hound man.

68. Fall is a four-legged word.

69. Having a howl of a time at the pumpkin patch.

70. This pumpkin patch is paw-fect.

71. We’re mutts about pumpkin picking.

72. Don’t stop retrievin’.

73. Thankful fur pumpkins, fall, and my dog.

74. The most dapper pumpkin patch buddy.

75. Pumpkin picking isn’t too ruff with this one around.

76. Having a fetching time at the pumpkin patch.

Funny Pumpkin Patch Puns For Instagram Captions

77. Oh my gourd, I love fall.

78. Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about.

79. You don’t know jack-o-lantern.

80. Hay there, good looking.

81. Advice from a pumpkin: be well-rounded.

82. I’m ahead of the carve.

83. How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.

84. Gourd out of my mind.

85. This pumpkin patch is fa-boo-lous.

86. Carving out some time for fun.

87. Getting lit as a fall candle.

88. I’m the pun-king.

89. Time flies when you’re having pum-pkin.

90. You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me.

91. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.

92. You really struck a gourd with me.

93. I’ll love you til the end of vine.

94. Orange you glad we went to the pumpkin patch?

95. I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin.

96. Pick yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you.

97. Gourd of the rings.

98. If you don’t like fall, leaf me alone.

99. I love pumpkin spice a latte.

100. Eat, drink & be scary.

101. I’m a-maized we found the pumpkin patch.

102. Life is gourd in the pumpkin patch.

103. What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver? Cut it out.

104. Hey pumpkin, howl you doing?

105. Having a gourd time.

106. Easy as pumpkin pie.

107. Let’s get smashed.

108. Orange you pumped for Halloween?

109. Hello, gourd-geous.

110. This jack-o-lantern is gonna be lit.

111. Go big or gourd home.

112. I never want to leaf this pumpkin patch.

113. This pumpkin is boo-tiful.

114. Feeling hollow on the inside.

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Pumpkin Patch Quotes

115. “I tromped through the pumpkin patch.” —The Nightmare Before Christmas

116. “Let’s be honest: you can’t celebrate fall without its leading role: pumpkin!” — Rachel Hollis

117. “There is magic in the night when the pumpkins glow by the moonlight.” – Mayer Booist

118. “Advice from a pumpkin: be well-rounded, get plenty of sunshine, give thanks for life’s bounty, have thick skin, keep growing, be outstanding in your field, and think big.” – Unknown

119. “I can smell autumn dancing in the breeze. The sweet chill of pumpkin, and crisp sunburnt leaves.” – Ann Drake

120. “Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He’s gotta pick this one. He’s got to. I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one.” — Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

121. “If you’re ever wondering what to wear, just dress like a pumpkin, you’re good to go. — Devendra Banhart

122. “I’d say the first thing you need is… a pumpkin.” — Cinderella

123. “Once a pumpkin, always a pumpkin.” — Billy Corgan

124. “Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin.”— Simone Schwarz-Bart

125. “I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” — Henry David Thoreau

126. “Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.” – Harland Williams

127. “Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.” — John Oliver

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