Looking for savage squad captions for your Instagram photos?
I’ve got you covered!
In this post, I’ve put together savage squad captions that are perfect for:
- guys
- besties
- girl squads
- friend group photos
…and more!
Can you say squad goals?
Let’s dive in.
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Short Savage Squad Captions
· On our worst behavior.
· They hate us because they ain’t us.
· In squad we trust.
· We’re too lit to quit.
· Nobody really likes us except for us.
· Your vibe attracts your tribe.
· Friends that slay together stay together.
· Whole squad on that real shit.
· All eyes on us.
· Love is good, but the squad is better.
· Squad goals.
· Well-behaved people rarely make history.
· My team good, we don’t really need a mascot.
· Kind people are my kinda people.
· When worst comes to worst, the squad comes first.
· No tag, but we’re still it.
· I really can’t see another squad tryna cross us.
· I get by with a little help from my friends.
· Nobody has to like us; we like us.
· Always down for the squad.
· My partners in crime.
· Together, we’re unstoppable.
· We don’t fit in, and we don’t want to.
· Life is better with the squad.
· Only got time for permanent people.
· Trouble never looked so good.
· No friendship is an accident.
· Please believe the hype.
· Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.
· Squad til the end.
· We’re savage, not your average.
· Off guard, but on point.
· It’s our world, you’re just living in it.
· Friendship isn’t a big thing. It’s millions of small things.
· You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
· If one of us eats, we all eat.
· The way to have a best friend is to be one.
· Living our best lives.
· Lucky to have friends like these.
· We do a thing called what we want.
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Savage Squad Captions For Guys
· Legends never die… we’re living examples.
· Times are hard, but we go harder.
· Quality over quantity.
· Not brothers by blood, but brothers by heart.
· I’ll always have your back
· Our haters are our biggest motivators.
· Never dreamed of success, we worked for it.
· Underestimate us. That’ll be fun.
· Dressing like we’re already famous.
· Your favorite chaos has arrived.
· Tried to pay attention, but attention paid us.
· Don’t need permission to do whatever we want.
· We’re down to earth, but still above you.
· Throw us to the wolves and we’ll come back leading the pack.
· Children want attention. Adults want respect. Legends don’t care.
· We play for keeps.
· Choose those who bring out the best in you, not the stress in you.
· You want to be at our level? Then start climbing asap.
· I don’t have friends, I have a family.
· This isn’t a race, but we still take first place.
· Keeping it one double zero with the squad.
· Doing the most, saying the least.
· If you’re hoping we fall off, keep on waiting.
· Part of my pack.
· We do very bad things and we do them very well.
· Putting on a good show for our haters.
· The only competition we see is in the mirror.
· You might be players, but we’re the game.
· Shuffle the deck, we’re the kings of the pack.
· Playing life like pros.
· Winners focus on winning; losers focus on winners.
· Good people with bad attitudes.
· We didn’t come here to lose.
· Bad? No, we’re the worst.
· Long live the reckless and the brave.
Savage Girl Squad Captions For Instagram
· Two pretty best friends.
· We don’t need your attitude, we have my own.
· Lucky and loved.
· Rain or shine, we’ll always be here for each other.
· Besties for the resties.
· Real queens fix each other’s crowns.
· Life’s short and so are we.
· Love is beautiful, friendship is better.
· The “she” to my “nanigans.”
· Always better together.
· You can’t sit with us.
· Too glam to give a damn.
· Thick thighs and high standards.
· Shuffle the deck, we’re the queens of the pack.
· Find us where the wild things are.
· Best friend? Nah. She’s my sister.
· You know you love us.
· Best friends are like four-leaf clovers: hard to find and lucky to have.
· The queens have arrived.
· It’s the wild ones who will set you free.
· I don’t know what I did to deserve best friends like you.
· We’re hard to handle.
· All my bitches bad.
· Protecting our peace.
· When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
· Forever and always.
· First we’re sour, then we’re sweet.
· Best friends believe in you when you don’t believe in yourself.
· No angels, but they all got halos.
· Friends until the very end, and then some.
· BFF’s 4 life.
· You couldn’t handle us even if we came with instructions.
· We’re the same kind of weird.
· From once upon a time until forever after.
· My wifeys for lifey.
· Not sisters by blood, but sisters by heart.
· The sunshines of my life.
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Funny Squad Captions For Instagram
· Squad means family and family means nobody gets left behind.
· I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
· Who needs therapy when I have my best friends?
· Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy.
· Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me. I’ll laugh at you.
· We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
· F is for friends who do stuff together.
· Just remember, if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.
· We go together like coffee and donuts.
· There’s nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend bringing you food.
· Partners in crime, and sharers of secrets.
· You’re a bad influence, and I am totally okay with it.
· Friends knock on doors. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.
· There’s nothing like puking with somebody to turn you into old friends.
· Grow old with your BFF so you can race in wheelchairs and fight each other with canes.
· We’ll be the old people causing trouble in the nursing home.
· Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’m outgoing, but my best friends know that I’m completely insane.
· God made us best friends, because He knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
· We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
· A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.
· Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
More Funny Best Friend Captions For Instagram
· Alexa, play “True Friend” by Hannah Montana.
· Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone.
· Yes, we know how obnoxious we are together. No, we don’t care.
· True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.
· Non-biological sibs.
· If you aren’t somewhat crazy in the head, I’m afraid we can’t be friends.
· We’ll be best friends until we’re old and senile. Then we can be new friends.
· True friendship is posting the photo you look good in, and I look bad in.
· We finish each other’s sandwiches.
· Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have food.
· If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
· I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.
· Never let your friends feel lonely… disturb them all the time.
· I hit the BFF jackpot.
· I hope we’re friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends so we can walk through walls and scare people.
· When my best friend and I first met, we were both like, “You’re really weird.”
· Friends pick us up when we fall down and if they can’t, they lie down with us and listen for a while.
· We’re not Kardashians, but we’ve got ‘em keeping up.
· Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
· Me and my best friend can communicate just with facial expressions.
· Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house just to take a nap.
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