137 Best Vermont Quotes, Captions + Puns For Instagram

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I recently spent the perfect fall weekend exploring the charming towns of Stowe and Woodstock.

So today, I’m sharing my love for all things Vermont!

In this post, I’ve put together quotes about Vermont, Vermont captions for Instagram, and funny Vermont puns, jokes, sayings, and one liners.

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Short Vermont Quotes

· “Vermont is a country unto itself.” – Pearl S. Buck

· “All in all, Vermont is a jewel state, small but precious.” – Pearl S. Buck

· “The leaves are changing and so is Vermont. ”- Michael Schirling

· “Vermont’s a very liberal state.” – Jesse Watters

· “No Vermont town ever let anybody in it starve.” – Dorothy Canfield Fisher

· “I don’t have a PR rep. I live in Vermont.” – Colin Trevorrow

· “Vermont is a small state which makes an enormous difference.” – Fred Rogers

· “The rainy season in Vermont is not long, but it definitely gets gloomy.” – Grace Potter

Funny Vermont Quotes

· “I’m from Vermont, where to be stylish and cool is to have a dirty pair of hiking boots and know how to change a tire, hang drywall, and bale hay.” – Grace Potter

· “One out of every 100 families in Vermont was a part owner of Ben and Jerry’s.” – Jerry Greenfield (Jerry, of Ben and Jerry’s)

· “It is true, we do lack a good hip-hop channel, and our corn mazes are quite popular.” – Michael Schirling

· “I grew up in Vermont, so we didn’t really have a TV, growing up, or a football team.” – Hannah Teter

· “A year in Vermont, according to an old saw, is nine months of winter followed by three months of very poor sledding” – Bill Bryson

· “Vermont is the only place in America where I ever hear thrift spoken of with respect.” – Dorothy Canfield Fisher

· “Canada? Please. That’s like they took Vermont and made a whole country out of it, only more boring, and without the good maple syrup.” – Larry Correia

More Funny Vermont Quotes

· “I am often reminded that the wellspring of Vermont liberty flows from Main Street, not State Street.” – James H. Douglas

· “Black bears, though, are not fearsome. I encountered one on the road to my house in Vermont, alone at night. I picked up two stones just in case, but I wasn’t afraid of him. I felt a hunter’s exhilaration and a brotherly feeling.” – Edward Hoagland

· “Where I live, in Vermont, there’s this thing that women know about men, which is this disease: their childhood was so idyllic that nothing in the rest of their life can ever be satisfying. It’s almost a plague.” – Colin Trevorrow

· “I heard on public radio recently, there’s a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed and then they take turns, they keep matching up with other people. Two people will weed down one row and switch over with two other people. It’s in Vermont. I don’t think I’d be very good at Weed Dating.” – Roy Blount, Jr.

Beautiful Vermont Quotes

· “You’ve got to remember, Vermont is a lot of beautiful mountains with valleys and small brooks that run into bigger rivers.” – Peter Shumlin

· “I love Vermont because of her hills and valleys, her scenery and invigorating climate, but most of all because of her indomitable people. They are a race of pioneers who have almost beggared themselves to serve others. If the spirit of liberty should vanish in other parts of the union and support of our institutions should languish, it could all be replenished from the generous store held by the people of this brave little state of Vermont.” – Calvin Coolidge

· “In high school, I went to a place called the Mountain School. It’s on a farm in Vermont, and I read Emerson and Thoreau and ran around the woods.” – Nick Kroll

· “Sugaring season is the season when you tap the trees for sugar that turns into maple syrup. I’ve married someone from Vermont, so it’s an expression I kept hearing, and I’m like, ‘What is that? That’s just so beautiful.’ I like the idea that it’s the very, very first murmurings of spring.” – Beth Orton

Inspiring Vermont Quotes

· “Visiting Ireland reminded me of when I first arrived in Vermont. I thought, ‘This is home.’” – Jane O’Meara Sanders

· “Vermont’s recreation opportunities are diverse and prevalent in every corner of the state.” – Phil Scott

· “Vermont My Home: Is a love song for the Green Mountain State, celebrating the people, place, magic, and serenity of Vermont.” – T. Namaya

· “Compared with more emotional types, Vermonters seem to have few passions. But those they have are great and burning. The greatest is their conviction that without freedom human life is not worth living.” – Dorothy Canfield Fisher

· “The United States – and Vermont in particular – has a history of welcoming people of all cultures and backgrounds.” – Phil Scott

· “Vermont’s landscape of forests, farms and communities – and their associated outdoor recreation opportunities – are a big reason why people choose to visit, live and work in Vermont.” – Phil Scott

· “I live here in Vermont, in a village of barely a thousand people halfway up the state’s third highest mountain.” – Chris Bohjalian

Meaningful Vermont Quotes

· “Vermonters, it seems to me, are like ethnics in their own land. They are exceedingly conscious of their difference from other Americans, and they talk a great deal about outsiders, newcomers, and people from the south.” – Jan Morris

· “I’m going to a commune in Vermont and will deal with no unit of time shorter than a season.” – Tracy Kidder

· “I’ve had times where I’ve joked, like, ‘I’m going to move to Vermont and become a painter.’ And sometimes that joke felt like, ‘Oh that’s a good idea.’ But it was only, like, a daydream for a moment to, like, escape.” – Kate Micucci

· “Where I grew up in Vermont, there is no municipal garbage removal. You have to bring your trash to the dump every weekend. Something like three hours on Saturday morning, the entire town goes in. It is actually a very efficient place to do politics.” – Robby Mook

Interesting Vermont Quotes

· “Vermont tradition is based on the idea that group life should leave each person as free as possible to arrange his own life.” – Dorothy Canfield Fisher

· “New England has a strong tradition of localism. What is ordinarily called election day in most of the United States is called town meeting day in Vermont.” – Murray Bookchin

· “Vermont and Canada are not just neighbors, our communities are linked by family, friends, social and cultural connections, natural resources, commerce and more.” – Phil Scott

· “Small merchants make up the majority of Vermont’s small businesses and thread our state together. It is the mom-and-pop grocers, farm-supply stores, coffee shops, bookstores and barber shops where Vermonters connect, conduct business and check in on one another.” – Peter Welch

· “I had a crazy life for a teenager. I lived in New Jersey, but I’d go to Vermont for three weeks, join a commune, take pictures with the guy I was dating, come back home, and post photos.” – Halsey

Bernie Sanders Quotes About Vermont

· “For much of America, the all-American values depicted in Norman Rockwell’s classic illustrations are idealistic. For those of us from Vermont, they’re realistic. That’s what we do.” – Bernie Sanders

· “I am the longest-serving independent in the history of the United States Congress. People of Vermont sent me to Washington as an independent. That is true.” – Bernie Sanders

· “When I ran for the Senate the first time, I ran against the wealthiest guy in the state of Vermont. He spent a lot on advertising – very ugly stuff. He kept attacking me as a liberal. He didn’t use the word ‘socialist’ at all because everybody in the state knows that I am that.” – Bernie Sanders

· “Shouting down and intimidating someone from speaking their mind is not exactly a Vermont town meeting value, nor should it be an American town meeting value.” – Bernie Sanders

Funny Vermont Puns

· I LoVermont.

· Hiking is all the range.

· Vermont, you leaf me breathless.

· Tree-t yo self.

· Really falling in love with Vermont.

· Time to syrup some trouble.

· This view is tree-mendous.

· Happy fall-idays from Vermont.

· May the forest be with you.

· Mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hill–areas.

· I’m all a-boot hiking.

· Orange you glad you get to see fall the things I’m doing in Vermont?

· Just lost my terrain of thought.

· This is my kind of streaming.

· Two’s company, trees a crowd.

· I never want to leaf Vermont.

· To summit all up, we had a great time.

· I need a change of altitude.

· Vermont is right up my valley.

· Did you hear the joke about the hill? I couldn’t get over it.

· Branching out a little.

· Vermont, I lake you a lot.

· Be like a waterfall, and go with the flow.

Vermont Jokes

· How many Vermonters does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to change it, and two to talk about how much better the old one was.

· Vermont: where “through the covered bridge” is always part of giving directions.

· In Vermont, the four seasons are: “almost winter,” “winter,” “still winter,” and “road construction.”

· The best thing about Burlington is that it’s so close to Vermont.

· What separates a good hockey team from a great hockey team? The New Hampshire-Vermont border.

· You know you’re from Vermont when: you have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

· How many Vermonters does it take to change a light bulb? 101: one to change it, and 100 to hold a rally on Church Street complaining about light pollution.

· Vermont: Getting’ busy with New Hampshire since 1791.

Vermont Sayings & Slang

· Leaf peepers: tourists who travel in the fall specifically to see the changing leaves

· Creemee: soft-serve ice cream

· Sugaring season: mid-winter to early spring, when maple syrup is made

· 802: informal Vermont slogan and the area code for the entirety of the state

· Dooryard: driveway

· Champ: the mythical (or maybe not!) monster in Lake Champlain

· Mud season: the period of snowmelt in late-winter and spring

· Flatlander: a derogatory term for someone who’s not from Vermont

· “May the 14th star shine bright.” – stella quarta decima fulgeat: official Latin Vermont state motto

Vermont Captions For Instagram

· Let’s get lost in Vermont.

· Vermont on my mind.

· Over the river, and through the woods.

· Sweeter than maple syrup.

· Traded city lights for Vermont nights.

· Welcome to the Green Mountain State.

· Vermont is my happy place.

· Tall trees and mountain breeze.

· October in Vermont is the definition of heaven.

· Sky above, earth below, peace within.

· Off to Vermont I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.

· Life is better in Vermont.

· Go wild for a while.

· There’s no wifi here, but you’ll find a better connection.

· Vermont, the place that stole my heart.

· You can keep your five-star hotel. I’ve got a million stars in the sky here.

· One happy camper.

· Dear Vermont, you’re my absolute favorite.

· Think outside, no box required.

· This is why I love Vermont.

· Long live the planet and the magic it makes.

· Fresh air and new adventures.

· Found inner peace in Vermont.

· Happiness walks on busy feet.

· The simple life.

· Once upon a time, in Vermont…

Vermont Instagram Captions

· A date with Vermont.

· Living in an autumn wonderland.

· Whatever is good for your soul, do more of that.

· Watch more sunsets than Netflix.

· Me and Vermont: love at first sight.

· Open hearts, open minds, and open trails.

· Different altitude, different attitude.

· Cold air. Dark night. Warm fire. Bright stars.

· I left my heart in Vermont.

· Never too old to play outside.

· Mother Nature was really showing off today.

· Out here, I feel alive.

· Daydreaming in Vermont.

· Answering the call of the wild.

· Sometimes, all you need is a change in scenery.

· Let nature cleanse your soul.

· P.S. I love Vermont.

· Adventure awaits.

· Today is a good day to get lost.

· You either love Vermont in the fall or you’re wrong.

· Wonder, wander, repeat.

· A love letter to Vermont.

· All good things are wild and free.

· Always take the scenic route.

· Meanwhile, in Vermont…

· Always one step ahead.

· Vermont, you’re the pumpkin to my spice.

· I’ve got a crush on Vermont.

Posted By: Arabella · In: lifestyle, travel, usa, vermont